And the performance from Huber is just abysmal. Fairfax’s endless quoting of Shakespeare grows so tiresome after the first couple of times he does it, he is positively unbearable by the climax. And yet, he’s 1000× a better villain than Fairfax. Let’s be real, Botha is as generic and bland a villain as they come. Huber), a ruthless South African criminal mastermind prone to quoting Shakespeare. Kores Botha ( Roland Møller), a Scandinavian international terrorist with ties to many major crime syndicates. Carrie on the other hand? She really wants a baby. A man who feels inadequate because of his life changing injury learns that he is still the man he used to be, and nothing will ever change that. Also, Will is so much better developed as a character. But compared to Smith, he looks like Denzel Washington. Charming as ever, but nothing spectacular about his performance. Johnson on the other hand is perfectly fine in his role. ![]() ![]() I would ask why would they even hire her, instead of someone more capable like Cynthia Rothrock, but… we all know exactly why Smith was hired. Although, in her defense, she probably shouldn’t have been anywhere near a camera. In fact, this may be her worst performance ever. I hate to rag on someone who is no longer with us, but I gotta call it spade of spade here. How do you compare an uber charismatic actor like Johnson to the block of wood that was Smith (RIP). This is such a non-discussion that it doesn’t even seem fair. Skyscraper (1996)Ĭarrie Wink ( Anna Nicole Smith), a helicopter pilot who really wants a baby. 10 years later, now a security consultant. ![]() Will Sawyer ( Dwayne Johnson), a former FBI agent who loses his leg in a rescue mission gone wrong. Does that guy ever sleep? Anyways, let’s stack these 2 up against each other and see who turns up the winner… Heroes: Anna Nicole Smith vs. Because why the hell not?Īnd Skyscraper (2018) stars the samoan superman himself, Dwayne Johnson in his 117th movie in 3 years. Or Jenny McCarthy and Traci Bingham as discount Riggs and Murtaugh in a Lethal Weapon rip-off. You know, while we’re at it, let’s cast Pamela Anderson as discount Dutch in a Predator rip-off. Someone made a Die Hard rip-off and cast Anna Nicole Smith as the hero. The 1996 Skyscraper stars Anna Nicole Smith. And the funny thing is, the 2018 Skyscraper is not a remake.īut, they are both rip-offs of the 1988 action classic Die Hard, although Skyscraper (2018) goes the extra mile and adds a dash of 1974’s The Towering Inferno into the mix. 22 years later, we have Skyscraper, a movie about a hero with a humongous chest who must battle terrorists in a high rise building. Skyscraper in the ultimate Skyscraper Showdown!ġ996 saw the release of Skyscraper, a movie about a hero with a humongous chest who must battle terrorists in a high rise building.
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